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Posts Tagged ‘Relationships’
Get Away, Sluts
Tuesday, April 6th, 2010
I 
am tired of sluts. No, not the Tiger-Woods-John-Edwards type of slut. I mean emotional sluts. The kind of people who share their most intimate secrets at the drop of a hat.
Why rail against them, you might ask? They harm no one. They’re entertaining. And they make us feel better about our own lives, right? Wrong. What they do is turn you into a slut, too. Didn’t your mother warn you against hanging around with “fast” girls? Not only would you get a reputation (which, come to think of it, would probably get you a lot of dates); you’d also become loose yourself (and subject to catch something really vile). And she was right. Hanging out with emotional sluts will turn you into one, too, before you know it. (more…)
Tags: emotions, fast girls, john edwards, loose, Relationships, sharing, sluts, Tiger Woods
Posted in Relationships | 2 Comments »
Find My Shoes
Saturday, February 27th, 2010
At some point, we all (hopefully) learn to discriminate between the good and the bad. Men, that is. It’s not simply about earning capacity or looks or size (that, my friends, is a post all its own). No; it is about the shoes. And, when I say “shoes,” I am using shoes as a metaphor for “selfish as shit”. (more…)
Tags: men, Relationships, selfish, shoes, women over 40
Posted in Relationships | 4 Comments »
What a Crop
Saturday, January 2nd, 2010
Okay. I am officially asking everyone I know to STOP talking to me about Tiger Woods and his extramarital fornicating. Enough, already. Why do we have to listen to this story, over and over? How many women have come forward? How hard his wife actually hit him? Was his wife really a cocktail waitress when they met? Don’t we have our own sad, lurid stories? After all, haven’t we all been bamboozled by a man at least once in our lives? (more…)
Tags: Extramartial, fornication, infidelity, Relationships, Tiger Woods
Posted in My Pet Peeves | 6 Comments »
Insanity
Tuesday, July 7th, 2009
How often has this happened to you? Your phone rings at 11 PM, 3 AM or 6 AM (whatever constitutes the middle of the night for you) and it’s your friend, in the middle of a crisis. No, not an emergency, like a car accident – – a crisis, like her boyfriend just broke up with her. Or maybe she just realized he’s probably been cheating on her. And she wants your advice.
Not.
(more…)
Tags: abusive relationships, Advice, cheaters, friends, insanity, men, Relationships
Posted in Relationships | 4 Comments »
