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Archive for March, 2010
Renaissance Man
Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010
“Lucille said she is going to mold Gary into the kind of man she could really love.”
Did my friend really believe I said that when Gary and I got engaged? She either didn’t really know me – or she’s simply a bitch. That said, I’ve often said it’s a mistake to think you can change someone after you marry them. However. . . sometimes, you can, according to the latest issue of O. It’s called the “Michelangelo Phenomenon” and, apparently, you can sculpt them into. . . the kind of man you can really love! (more…)
Tags: change, laundry, love, Machiavelli, men, Michelangelo
Posted in Relationships | 4 Comments »
Use Me, Baby
Friday, March 19th, 2010
Wilhelmina Slater, the cold, calculating editor of the fictional fashion magazine Mode, is “Ugly Betty’s” polar opposite. Or is she? In a recent episode, holier-than-thou Betty resorted to going on a date with someone she detested to get something she needed. Sound familiar?
Admit it; no matter how good and honest and righteous you think you are, isn’t there at least one occasion in your life when you used a man to get something you needed or wanted? (more…)
Tags: bedroom, boardroom, Cleopatra, marriage, money, nun, power, sex, society, Ugly Betty
Posted in Relationships, Socializing | 3 Comments »
Nip/Tuck Cut/Paste
Saturday, March 6th, 2010
Remember that guy, from way back when, who broke your heart? Is there any fantasy more rewarding than showing him, decades later, what a big mistake he made?
Well, BBs, you can. Just use the poor woman’s plastic surgery.
(It’s how Kelly Clarkson aced this photo shoot) (more…)
Tags: Adobe, Botox, FaceBook, Faith Hill, midlife crisis, nip/tuck, Photoshop, plastic surgery, surgery
Posted in Grooming | 4 Comments »
