We're (way) over 40. Deal with it.
Saturday, February 13th, 2010
What gives me the balls to suggest I know the secret to a successful relationship? 24 years of marriage to a man who still tells me he loves me, even after one of our sublime arguments (my favorite is the one we had walking down the aisle at our wedding). Yes, fighting is good for a relationship and is, in fact, one of the rules I suggest be followed by anyone who wants a long, happy one. My rules are easy to remember; as easy as Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco. (more…)
Tags: cycling, harmony, love, LSMFT, marriage, rules, shoes, Valentines Day
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Thursday, February 11th, 2010
As I was shaking the snow from my bushes, for some reason I started thinking about the whole mid-life crisis issue. Not that it had anything to do with my task, but you know how your mind starts to wander. Well, after this huge snow storm I had a ton of snow to shake off and lots of time to think. And, I’m happy to report, I came to several pithy conclusions. (more…)
Tags: biological clock, birthday, childbirth, cleavage, father, life expectancy, menopause, midlife crisis
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Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
There are some definite advantages to being over 40 (and then some): no more teenage acne (for most of us), no homework (except those of us in grad school) and no more gym class (though some of us actually enjoyed it. . .). Oh, and I almost forgot, we go through menopause. (more…)
Tags: acne, birth control, hot flashes, menopause, my friend, the curse, The Pill
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Thursday, January 28th, 2010
Yes, this is a blatant effort to get traffic to this blog, but I really am going to talk about sex; who wants it, what else can light up your brain the same way, and other random thoughts. (more…)
Tags: divorce, Haiti, Kristof, passive aggressive, selflessness, sex, sex drive, sex life, vibrator, witholding sex
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Thursday, January 7th, 2010
There are three types of women: Drama Queens (think Glen Close in Fatal Attraction), Blinders (What do you mean, he’s married???) and Normals. Most of us probably think we’re Normals, but I’d venture to guess that at least a few of us are Drama Queens and probably most are Blinders.
How do you know which one you are? It’s quite simple. (more…)
Tags: cheating, drama queen, infidelity, passion
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