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Archive for June, 2010
I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With . . .
Thursday, June 24th, 2010
The big scene in Academy Award-winning Little Miss Sunshine is funny enough to make you wet your pants: slightly overweight, innocent pre-teen Olive does an hilarious burlesque version of “Super Freak” that her strip-club-loving grandfather choreographed, while the parents of the other hotted-up little girl contestants watch, mortified. It’s obvious Olive has no inkling that pulling the scarf through her legs is naughty. (more…)
Tags: bump and grind, eroticized, hooker, hooking up, Little Miss Sunshine, oral sex, sexting, Sexuality, spin-the-bottle, STD, vagina
Posted in My Pet Peeves, Social Issues | 7 Comments »
Get a Spanxing
Thursday, June 3rd, 2010
Ever see a guy in our “age bracket” with his gut hanging out? How about some very obvious love handles? Lately, I’ve been suggesting that these men are prime candidates for Spanx. Little did I know, I’m not the first.
One of the largest growing clothing segments are – yes, ladies – Spanx for men! (more…)
Tags: back waxing, down low, Grecian formula, gut, hair club for men, hair dye, love handles, Spanx, Super Bowl, verboten
Posted in Grooming, men | 3 Comments »
