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The “No Curves” Zone Joke of the Day


Thanks to my wife, Catherine, for this one.  It’s time for the family vacation, so we’re off to the land of maple syrup,  favorable currency conversions, and Cuban cigars.

After being married for 35 years, I took a careful look at my wife and said, “Thirty-five years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV.  But I got to sleep every night with a hot 21 year old girl.”

“Now I’ve got a home valued at $750,000, a $40,000 car, nice king-size bed and two plasma screen TVs.  But I’m sleeping with a 56-year old woman.  It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a reasonable woman.  She told me to go out and find a hot 21-year old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great?  They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.

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  1. Hazel says:

    This is one of the best jokes I’ve read in a long time. Sounds like a man who truly “gets it.” Unfortunately, too many men don’t until girlfriend leaves him for someone closer to her age. By then, hopefully, his wife has moved on to someone else. However, age is only a number; sometimes the relationship lasts.

  2. Your wife is brilliant. I hope I would have thought of that answer! You can rest assured that I will use it first chance I get.

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