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Visions of Sugarplums
Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009
“When I grow up, I’m going to have dessert first!”
Remember saying that? Or “I’ll have as much ice cream as I want!”
Why is it that, now that we’re “in charge” of our own lives, we still have to follow someone elses rules? (more…)
Tags: Christmas, fat, food, Health, holidays, indulgence, rules
Posted in Health | 1 Comment »
My Neck of the Woods
Friday, August 7th, 2009
I hate my neck.
Everything else about me – that I have to expose to the world – looks fine; I can style my hair, I can wear Spanx or other heavy-duty tools to hide rolls of fat. I can ever wear fake tan if I must. But my neck? Ugh. Now I know why Katherine Hepburn loved turtlenecks.
I’ve tried exercising it – smile, stop; smile, stop. I’ve tried creaming it (if you don’t use face cream on your neck and chest, you will be sorry). I’ve sat in front of a mirror and tried to figure out the exact right way to tense my muscles so it doesn’t look like crepe paper.
But it does. Damn. (more…)
Tags: age, Ageing, bathing suit, body, face, fat, fat rolls, muffin top, neck, plastic surgey, skin care, wrinkles
Posted in My Pet Peeves | 13 Comments »
