“No Curves Zone” Joke of the Day!
(Thanks to Dr. Michael Preston for this one)
A middle-aged man was riding his Harley-Davidson along a California highway when suddenly the sky clouded over his head, and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have tried to live a good life and have been faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want…”
The Lord said, “That request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking — the supports needed to reach the bottom of the Pacific and all the concrete and steel it would take! It would nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for wordly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.”
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Okay, you’re right. I wish I, and all men could better understand our women. I’ve been with my wife for twenty years. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries for no apparent reason, what she means when she says ‘nothing’s wrong’, and how can I make her truly happy?”
And the Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”
i can’t stp laugh-in…….that was funny….